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| Plunderathon ! 165 years of terror in Portland! Rum-soaked chaos as We Pirates take revenge upon the Lawyer-infested city that SCREWED us out of half-ownership of this town back in 1843. Largest event of the year that is entirely run by Drunken Rampage Events. Ya wanna know about the UNSCHEDULED ones? Really? Sign up for our newsletter, and if we are somewhat sober when we are roped into them, we will let you know. | |
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Face it, if you do enough of these Rampages, you will get divorced. If you are single, you will wake up in Vegas, married, and THEN get divorced. In any case, this is some useful information. LAWYERS! Want to be listed here? Contact us, it's free, but Pirates may show up to lynch you in June ! 4125 SW 94th Ave, Portland, OR 97225(503) 296-6668
Divorce Shopped (I have no idea if this is a divorce lawyer, but I just love the name) 8624 SE 13th Ave, Portland, OR 97202, (503) 232-9922
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