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165 years of terror in Portland! Rum-soaked chaos as We Pirates take revenge upon the Lawyer-infested city that SCREWED us out of half-ownership of this town back in 1843. Largest event of the year that is entirely run by Drunken Rampage Events.

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Hey! This crap costs money! Well, not the board, that's free, but the website hosting and name registration costs money, the cards and maps we print, the mailings to bar owners, bail. . . . point is, send us a couple bucks if you have the inclination. We will very likely apply your donation to website expenses or event expenses and NOT blow it on booze. Ok, somewhat likely.

 


Our Drunken Rampages!

We either coordinate or highly recommend one Drunken Rampage per month. When we are not behind the event, we can usually be found in the midst of it or rolling around on top of it. We don't care enough about terminology and whatnot to actually get this right, so just accept the fact that not all Drunken Rampages are run by Drunken Rampage Events.

But they all still involve the basics: drinking and rampaging around. In costumes.

DISCLAIMER: We have nothing to do with this. We don't know any of the people involved. We have never been to Portland, OR. We all live in Yurts in the Congo and don't have Internet access. These are not the droids you're looking for. "Our" and "We" are words in an obscure tribal dialect that you can't google, and roughly translate as "Somebody Else's" and "Those Other People." Piss off.

     
     
     

 

If you have a google mail account (it takes five minutes to set up) and a cell phone, go to www.dodgeball.com (owned and integrated by google) and send a friend request to "Drunken R."

You will then receive a text message to your phone, blackberry or other email every time our rampage moves to a new venue. The messages tell you the name, address and crosstreets of every stop about 5-10 minutes before we get there. This service is only used during our monthly Drunken Rampages, and no other messages are sent by us. -NOTE- this service becomes noticably less accurate as the night wears on, and should not under any circumstances be trusted after the operator's blood alcohol level raises above 0.12% or so.