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America is still a colony of Great Britain, tea is the drink of choice for all colonists, gin, bowler hats, pipes and pith helmets. Art galleries and steampunk attire are likely, and uppitty colonists may declare war on you the next day. Pip pip, cheerio and see you there!

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Zombie Prom!

April's Rampage

June's Rampage


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http://www.myspace.com/pdxzombieprom

This is being updated. We were mainly thinking about the Kentucky Derby, but HOLY HELL IT'S ZOMBIES!

If you know the name "Baron Von Goolo," then you need to know nothing else. If you don't, gooddam you, use google and get out of your hosue more often!

Details to follow

 

Size:small, 30 or so people
Route:To be announced
Meeting place:To be announced
Time/Date:May 10, 8:00pm
Special Costs:To be announced
Event coordinator: To be announced
Tips & Tricks:
To be announced

For last-minute updates, you really should join our mailing list. We are not great at keeping it up, but we do send out alerts when a great event is dropped in our lap, as well as monthly-ish updates.

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Side Rampages: We try to be good between Rampages, we really do . . . ok, no we don't.

Recommended for May, 2008 is:

  • No Pants Day is a hallowed tradition going back many generations (in this website's copywriter's immediate family at least, only they call it "Tuesday"), and Portland shall revel in the glory of pantsless fun. Huzzah! Rumor has it that people wearing no pants will dress as pantsless barbarians and pantslessly rait a vegan Pirate restaurant while carrying pantsless meat products and skewered pantsless stuffed aninmals on stakes. Google it, and you will know the place.
  • Derby Time- May 2 A real Kentucy Colonel will guide drunkards on a tour of the city's, uh, horse-racing and chicken-eating . . . stuff. . .Low-key event, but we will watch the horse race, drink juleps and rant incoherantly. So, ya know, not so much an event as a normal day in the life of a Portlander. Event starts at, oh, 4pm. at the Rialto.

    If you were subscribed to our updates, you would have gotten this last-minute notice in your inbox today:
    4pm- horse betting at Rialto
    6pm - detox/retox at Palate.
    8pm- Pirate meetup in Tigard, Max's Fanno Creek Brew Pub, 12562 SW Main St.
    11:00pm - Big Lebowski - wear a bathrobe and you should get in free, or so rumor has it. Bagdad theater.

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