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| Dependence Day! America is still a colony of Great Britain, tea is the drink of choice for all colonists, gin, bowler hats, pipes and pith helmets. Art galleries and steampunk attire are likely, and uppitty colonists may declare war on you the next day. Pip pip, cheerio and see you there! Ya wanna know about the UNSCHEDULED ones? Really? Sign up for our newsletter, and if we are somewhat sober when we are roped into them, we will let you know. | |
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Yeah, the Leo Party. A disproportionate number of our staff are Leos, and thus we feel the need to have a Drunken Rampage to inflict, errr, "inform" Portland of our advancing years. But since this one is "special" (as in "short bus special"), it tends to be invite-only. For those sad masses who have not gotten an invite, you have months to weasle your way into the next one :) Last year's involved. . . water balloons. 55 gallon drums. A factory. A large dog. thin white t-shirts. bisexual celtic men in kilts. Sprinting through two neighborhoods. Un-announcable lighting stuff. A maze lit by glow sticks and stocked with food prepared by our food-geek friends. Unexplained booze distribution. Groping. Annnnnd. . . . an SUV loaned to us by a person who does not check this website often enough to know that it was an abysmally bad idea.
Size:Small, 30-50 people For last-minute updates, you really should join our mailing list. We are not great at keeping it up, but we do send out alerts when a great event is dropped in our lap, as well as monthly-ish updates. - Side Rampages: We try to be good between Rampages, we really do . . . ok, no we don't. Recommended for August, 2008 is:
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