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| Dependence Day! America is still a colony of Great Britain, tea is the drink of choice for all colonists, gin, bowler hats, pipes and pith helmets. Art galleries and steampunk attire are likely, and uppitty colonists may declare war on you the next day. Pip pip, cheerio and see you there! Ya wanna know about the UNSCHEDULED ones? Really? Sign up for our newsletter, and if we are somewhat sober when we are roped into them, we will let you know. | |
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Are you an upstanding member of society? Do you yearn to make the world a better place? Are you kind to strangers? Do people look at you when you are walking down the street and say "Gee, what a douchebag?" Well now there's hope! We are Drunken Rampagers, an arm (or leg, or spleen, whatever) of Local Morlock Union #112 and loosely affiliated with The Kids Your Mother Warned You About as well as Cacophony Society. We have an embassy, We frankly don't give a crap if you understand that last bit. Click a button on the top if you want to learn more. It helps a lot of you are fluent in Swahili. no, we have no idea what the photo on this site has to do with Drunken Rampages; it was the default that came with Dreamweaver and we didn't feel like editing it out. But it amuses us that you still e-mail us asking why we use it.
Note: this is the html version. The other version was stolen by syphalitic aliens.
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