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Are you an upstanding member of society? Do you yearn to make the world a better place? Are you kind to strangers? Do people look at you when you are walking down the street and say "Gee, what a douchebag?" Well now there's hope!
We are Drunken Rampagers, an arm (or leg, or spleen, whatever) of Local Morlock Union #112 and loosely affiliated with The Kids Your Mother Warned You About as well as Cacophony Society. We have an embassy, an Island, (it sank), an armed woodland compound (we have not told the owner about this arrangement yet), an outpost and a monastary in various locations around Portland, OR and a consulate in Ethiopia (closed, due to deportation of our representative there. . . Dicks.). We also have missionaries and outposts roaming freely, though largely unnoticed, throughout the world.
We frankly don't give a crap if you understand that last bit. Click a button on the top if you want to learn more. It helps a lot of you are fluent in Swahili.
no, we have no idea what the photo on this site has to do with Drunken Rampages; it was the default that came with Dreamweaver and we didn't feel like editing it out. But it amuses us that you still e-mail us asking why we use it.
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Note: this is the html version. The other version was stolen by syphalitic aliens.
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